I decided through inspiration from Dan Patrick to participate in a little irresponsible journalism and present some slightly misleading headlines in this Rumor Write Up Wednesday but both are true. Tiger Woods was recently spotting hitting on the course in Orlando and his PGA Tour colleague, Charles Howell, reports that he looks good. Perhaps we shall see a return by the world’s best golfer to the sport for the Masters even.
Another big story involving Tiger is the creation of a new iPhone application that is actually cheater-friendly. It’s called TigerMail and it actually allows the user to send text messages that will “dissolve” from the receiver’s screen within 30 seconds of receiving and viewing it. Almost like the self destructing note in the old Inspector Gadget cartoons. The program designer guarantees that any text sent through the app cannot be saved or printed. So for all the smarmy people out there looking for a way to efficiently carry on with their smarmy activities in these dangerous times, now you know that there is someone looking out for your interests.
And Michael Vick on Gangsta Grillz radio, Hot 107.9 FM, said that if he had the choice he would play for the Panthers “If I could play for any team in the league, it would probably be two teams. But if I had to be one, it would probably be the Carolina Panthers” He said that he liked the Panthers for three reasons: it’s close to home, he would get to play against Atlanta, his former team, twice a year, and he likes the uniforms. Not usually the most conventional reasons, but hey they do need a QB. More than likely though, Vick will either stay with the Eagles or get traded by the Eagles to fill other needs.
Finally can somebody check the lost and found at the Olympics in Vancouver as Sidney Crosby’s game winning stick and gloves from the gold medal game have strangely gone missing... For some reason I don’t think they’re getting that back…
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